Gym People

I got my first real gym membership at the beginning of this summer. Probably didn't go as much as I should but I've learned a lot in my time there. Nothing that has to do with working out, but about the kinds of people you see at the gym. DISCLAIMER...I'm not trying to make fun of anyone I am just commenting on things I have seen, this is all in good fun!!

In my opinion there are certain categories of people you see at the gym. Guys and girls are a little different. But let me show you...

GUYS:

Muscle Head- these are the guys with the sleeves cut of their shirts, lifting a bunch of weights, and they probably have a notebook with them with their workout in it. They are usually cute, but probably look like they belong on Jersey Shore and all I do when I see them is shake my head. 

HUGE Muscle head

Wanna Be- these are the skinny guys or the overweight guys that are at the gym because they want to be more built or skinnier. The wanna be guys walk around not really sure what to do, and have this scared look on their face. I have realized that a lot of time if they are a wanna be they have on the wrong kind of shoes.

    

I think this sums it up

Creeper- these are the guys that are casually working out but you always see looking at some girl. Walking slow on the treadmill or lifting weights and rubber necking like he is getting paid for it. They stare at pretty much everyone and it's just down right WEIRD.

I love Kevin Hart but when you see someone looking at you like this...RUN

The Award Turtle- I don't know why but my gym seems to have a lot of people that I just look at and I am like what are you doing. There are so many guys that come to the gym is cargo shorts or in the wrong kind of shoes... Why would you wear hiking boots to go work out? They look awkward and I just feel awkward for them because I don't get it. 

So happy I could kind this awkardness in one picture!

I think that sums up guys. There are a few that I haven't really figured out yet but this is the best of what I have seen from the guys at my gym.

GIRLS:

Girls are a little different because they bother me more!!

Gym Barbie- these are the girls that show up the gym and look like they just got their hair and make-up done. They are super skinny I personally look at them and are like why are you here? Their clothes are super tight and they don't ever really seem to be sweating. Which is annoying because I sweat like crazy. Sometimes I want to be them and sometimes I hate them.

UHHH they drive me nuts!!

Wanna Be- I would put myself into this category. These are the girls that just like the guys want to be skinnier or more muscular. The girls that are trying to get more muscular or toned, probably have on lifting gloves or a notebook too. The girls like me that are trying to lose weight are going hard and come to the gym to get their sweat on and don't really care about other people. Okay I care, but still. I feel like that lady on the bike sometimes!

                                     

WHY ARE YOU HERE?- These are the girls that are seriously screwing around and driving me nuts. You are either working out and just being ridiculous, or you are dressed like a slut and are very obviously trying to get male attention. Two prime examples...I saw this Asian girl at the gym one time and her shorts were so short I saw her butt cheeks. Today there was this girl on the elliptical in front of me who had her hair down and looked like she was playing on a play ground, and also kept picking her wedgie!! Go out and try and find a boyfriend, don't come to the gym and ruin my day!!

Sorry!!

Older Ladies- I love seeing older ladies at the gym, glad they are taking care of themselves...but they always been to be inappropriately dressed. Their clothes are usually too tight and they are showing way to much skin and it makes me super uncomfortable. I don't think they get that it's okay to wear a sports bra under work out type shirts. If I can see that your boobs are sagging or your underwear line then you need to put something else on!

What I would love to see an older lady wearing at my gym!

Hope I didn't offend anyone and that this made you laugh. I'm hoping one day I will become my own version of a Workout Barbie!! Everyone that goes to the gym to make changes to their bodies are on the right track in my mind! What category are you in? I don't own any of these pictures got them off Google and can I say some crazy things come up on Google sometimes!